Thespian Pickup Lines

A mime on a black background with "Wow, is it" above him and "Boos-day again?" below him.

Need that perfect theatre related pickup line for the cast party? Try one of these:

Hey there, are you the cast list? ‘Cause I can’t stop looking at you.

Hey there, unlike Hamlet’s entire family, my love for you will never die.

Hey fella, are you hairspray? ‘Cause I can’t seem to get you off of my mind.

Hey babe, are you my voice? ‘Cause I never want to lose you.

Hey big guy, someone as hot as you must find it tough to do cold readings.

Hey girl, are you a spotlight that was left on for way too long? ‘Cause you are smokin’!

Hey girl, are you an audition? ‘Cause you’re making me sweat.

Hey girl, are you opening night? ‘Cause I get the jitters when you are near.

Hey girl, are you that line I screwed up? ‘Cause I just cannot get you out of my mind.

Hey girl, are you a Broadway musical play? ‘Cause I can’t stop reviewing you.

Hey girl, I must be the audience ’cause I could just watch you for hours.

Hey baby, my only dream role is being with you.

Hey there, I’m auditioning for the part of an angel soon, so I was hoping that you could tell me what it’s like?

Hey dude, are you a method actor? ‘Cause you are really in my head.

Hey girl, I think I’m mic tape ’cause I’m stuck on you.

Hey girl, to start my role of a lifetime, all I need is you as my co-star.